Our Cast and crew
We each bring our own wildly specific damage to the table, but somehow we’ve united around the radical idea that work should have a point, design shouldn’t look like it was assembled during a hostage situation, and human connection is still preferable to screaming into the algorithm.
Vincent “Vinnie” Bamboo
Vinnie brings a wealth of experience in looking important, nodding during meetings, and saying “we should circle back” with absolutely no intention of circling anywhere. His core responsibilities include maintaining morale, escalating chaos, and making sure every idea is just reckless enough to seem visionary.
Founder/CEO/ Senior Chaos Consultant
Ricky Divine
Ricky brings an elevated sense of importance to absolutely everything, including tasks that did not ask for it. His responsibilities include entering rooms like there’s a spotlight waiting, making simple decisions feel legally complicated, and ensuring every Savage Supper Club moment has just enough class to be mistaken for strategy.
Savage Sauces / Executive Director of Dramatic Excellence
Savage Spices / Director of Recreational ArsonRuby “Red” Valentine
Ruby “Red” Valentine oversees Savage Spices with the calm confidence of someone who knows exactly how much heat is too much and chooses to ignore that information. Her duties include weaponizing seasoning, turning innocent meals into minor liability events, and making sure every blend has enough personality to raise eyebrows, blood pressure, and several reasonable safety concerns.
Director of Baby faced Extortion Chip
Chip specializes in getting exactly what he wants through advanced techniques like staring, blinking, and looking slightly too cute to prosecute. His responsibilities include supervising all snacks, emotionally manipulating adults into sharing food, and reminding everyone that negotiations are over the moment he makes eye contact.